Recent reviews by Vape_godx

2000 hours,

This is one of the top 5 best games of all time, but you have to understand a few things first:

1. If you lose, it's not your teammates fault, there's always something you can do to be better
2. Practice makes perfect, train your aim
3. Learn the maps and how to use utility
4. Get your friends to play with you, it makes the game more fun when you can play with a consistent squad

You'll learn leadership principles, work ethic, and plenty of other things with this game. More importantly, you'll have fun.

Join the community, come on download it what are you waiting for?

This is honestly one of the most incredible games I have played! The gameplay is great and you get to slay dragons just like in minecraft.♥♥♥♥ wrong game bois, this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible now #uninstall.exe

This is absolute political horse****, it is trying to justify Islamic Terrorism against "The infidels" and it shows their "Perspective" First off, perspective isn't the right word. It's people against people. Don't try to hide this in aliens. Secondly


First off, "They started polluting our world with methane gas." Talking about CO2...

"It's great, at least this is what their politicians would have us say" and it shows the aliens controling this guy at gunpoint to say things.

"One small victory is enough to keep us going" And they explode one of the aliens and politicians.

"What do you want to fight them for, hope?" *Gun pointed at him* "Shoot me, one day I'll die by the fire anyways"


This is absolute political horse****, it is trying to justify Islamic Terrorism against "The infidels" and it shows their "Perspective" First off, perspective isn't the right word. It's people against people. Don't try to hide this in aliens. Terrorism is not something that should be taken lightly or with, "sympathy" Y'all need Jesus over there, literally.


"Stop ♥♥♥♥ing narrating. It ruined the story.

Also, not a criticism, but I wonder how many people who aren't familiar with Blomkamp's work will realize that this is telling the "Islamic terrorism" story from the point of view of the jihadis."

Dangerous beans absolutely has a point. This series is completely narrated, and it is all bullcrap.

Awesome game that I can play with my little sisters. Great content that makes the game worth playing and looking past the cartoony graphics. Must have!

I used to play this on xbox with my friends. A must have game for a lot of fun! Get it now only 99 cents and join your friend's game for a wild adventure! This game is trash if you're playing by yourself but with other players it can be really fun.

Easily one of the best games I have ever played. I hope to get up to level 60 and get over 1000 hours so I can teach others about game mechanics and be one of the better players. In this game, if you die you have to realize that it's YOUR fault. The drags, the rainbows, the different swing types make this game an absolutely astonishing masterpiece.

Usually you start by joining team death match, and enjoy brutally decapitating the opposing team's members, and you get ganked by 2 players. You decided that you want to go knight class and you want to level up the mace category. You run up behind someone and stab them, and then with 1 swing you kill multiple players.

You then see duel mode later on, and see that in 1v1s there is a lot more to the game than just wildly swinging like a savage. Your opponent swings, and you block instantly! Only to find out that they drag their swing to delay the attack and you're at half health. He turns away from you, and while you're standing there confused, he does a reverse overhead and takes off an arm.

This is one of the best games that I have ever played BECAUSE there are so many aspects that go into a fight. First off, players will, more often than not, bow to initiate a duel. Most skilled players never feint because they see it as a cheap game mechanic (Seeing that it's a cancelanimation). There are some unwritten rules and codes of honor that belong soley to this game that really sell the title. Chivalry, as it's aptly named, has a lot in store and countless hours of gameplay with yourself and your friends that will make you wish that everybody played this game! Buy it now while there are still good players online (The game probably won't die until 2020). Join the amazing community and try to find a mentor that will teach you how to gitgud and learn to play this amazing game.

TLDR: Why are you reading this, buy it!
10/10

This is the biggest waste of money that I've ever had. My brother and I decided to get this because it was a mix between Minecraft and Castleminer Z. It's as if you took a low budget Castleminer Z, got rid of the good monsters and then threw in a few good pictures to make it sell. Terrible game, waste of money. If it were a dollar I'd prefer to get Castleminer Z and to save my money.

EDIT: I see that 4 of 5 people downvoted this review. Let me tell you why this game is bad rather than just saying it's terrible. For the price I paid, I would much rather buy another indie game. I felt like the game really didn't play well, and it was buggy. There were numerous bugs when my brother and I were playing that interfered with our experience. The hunger and water mechanics were interesting but I don't want to worry about those when I want to build and kill dragons. I came with the expectation that I'd be able to build, but rather you have to chop trees down and you have a set schematic for the house.

I felt like the ingame experience didn't feel as fluid as it seemed in the trailer/pictures which was another con. I suppose I should have looked at gameplay videos before I bought it, but oh well.

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Combat
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Another issue I found annoying was the reach of the weapons. When I wanted to kill a rabid dog or monster that was attacking me, I couldn't kite them and use weapon range to my advantage, which is a downside. In almost every game that I've played that's good you are able to outsmart the enemies and to mess with their pathing or just use range to your advantage rather than just to cross your fingers and hope to out melee them. This was much to my dismay, as it makes for a much less interesting game that is very simplistic in nature.

Having the playability that it does, which is glitchy, and the fact that you can't outsmart enemies is really unfortunate, and it really takes away the satisfaction of killing an AI or exploiting their weakness. Tactics like these make for an interesting game, for example Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. In Chivalry you can stand in a way that your opponent will have to face the sun, and they will be unable to respond to your attacks as quick as they would without light in their eyes.

Another thing in games that I like is when they have a hill advantage, or when your positioning matters in combat. For example when you're on a hill, you can get a hitbox advantage or a bonus to attack. Or maybe being downhill is better because there is more of the opponent's hitbox available to hit as opposed to being up top. Mechanics such as these make for interesting and dynamic combat, and I saw none of these.

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Building & Crafting
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When I launched Savage Lands, I came in with the expectation that I would be able to craft and build like a sandbox game. I was excited because it looked like an improved version of the game CastleMiner Z because of the graphics and the fact that it was in development. Only seeing room for improvement, I bought it. The building and crafting system they had implemented was actually the first thing I was upset by.

You start off in a world by a boat, and you have to leave the shore and go find rocks and materials to make tools. Eventually in a little while you'll have enough materials to make a house. When I had materials, I was excited and I had this grand design planned; only to find out that you had to craft a house by using a schematic, rather than to build it by hand.

This was frustrating to me because it removed numerous planes of possibility, and it leaves for a lot less customization which essentially devalues any world that you will ever create.

One of the draws to minecraft for me was the fact that the crafting was so easy, and that each world could be customized to your liking. Once I transferred over to Xbox 360 to play minecraft (I still played on the computer) I immediately despised it. The reason why is because the crafting system was horrible. I mean, it was all right in front of you but you had to sift through categories and categories to actually find what you needed. The crafting found in the PC port of minecraft has a very easy-to-deal-with crafting system that needs some instruction but once you get the hang of it you can effortlessly craft multiple items in less than 5 seconds.

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Final Note
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I may not have enough hours on this game, but I don't need as many hours as the next guy to tell you that this game is a waste of your money and a waste of your time. If you found this game fun, that's great! I would not, however, personally recommend this game to any of my friends. The lack of personalization is disturbing, as well as the lack of interesting mechanics. Not having any mechanics to master leaves you with no incentive to keep playing the game. With no skill required, it's just artificial difficulty. Having to run and find food in a randomly generated world isn't a very fun experience when you have limited features to keep the game interesting. 15 years ago this game would have been a hit but let's face it... We're a little beyond that.

All in all I would give this game a 2/10. You saw my reasoning, which led me to write this review. Guys and girls don't waste your money on this indie game. Don't be fooled by their good marketing, this game is not nearly worth anything more than $1. Charging $7 for this game? I would rather recommend someone save up for minecraft (or get mods if you already have it!) or to get Ark: Survival Evolved. I don't have that game because it requires Kernel mode access to your PC but if you're OK with that then that's fine, it's much more quality than this. Even CastleMiner Z is a better game than Savage Lands because it's a fun game to screw around in and there are many new concepts added in the game that make it a fun game. It's a ghetto version of minecraft with neat mobs such as dragons, and they have laser guns etc.

If you try to market an idea, you either have to A. Undercut other producers in the market B. Add a unique idea that would make buyers more inclined to buy your product C. Have better marketing than your competitors.

Savage Lands, unfortunately, is only using C which is to have good marketing. You're paying for a game that is inferior to others in its genre and I don't even think it's very enjoyable irrespective of the price.


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With the lack of personalization with each world, each world that you create lacks any sort of color to a bleak and empty game which is one of the major turnoffs to this game. No combat mechanics such as range or kiting, or using hills/obstacles doesn't make room for outsmarting the AI, and it leaves you with no incentive to get better at the game by playing more. The crafting is dry and boring and you don't feel like you're in an immersive world.

They marketed this game well, but they failed to deliver for its price. If I had my money back and they were charging only $2 for this game I would not choose to make the purchase. There are just too many other games in the same genre that are superior on all aspects such as playability, crafting, building, personalization, skill and PvP.

If I had to rate this game based on the experience that I had playing (Less than 3 hours is enough to judge this game because you're doing the same thing over and over) with the artificial difficulty and dry gameplay I rate this game 2/10.

Hope this helps! (You probably read the TLDR and then read the review ;) I do that a lot)

10/10 it's a must download if you have friends and can talk on voice!

This game is amazing as it utilizes teamwork and co-operation to make a bloody mess of zombie hordes while completing objectives! Very fun and I would recommend it to anyone over the age of 13!

Pros:

-Great game
-Teamwork
-Interesting guns
-Intricate maps complete with objectives
-Great zombies, not too scary but just enough where you feel like you might not be able to kill them all easily
-Multiplayer servers :DD
-Good community

Cons:
-You have to be over 13
-You might have too much fun
-Your hours played may reach over 1000 by the end of the year

Hope this helps! Definitely worth a try, if you don't have this game then get it... Trust me :)