Останні рецензії користувача Cobbler or GTFO

AND ON THIS DAY, MAY 6th 2024. DEMOCRACY WON AGAINST THE CAPITALIST PIG!

This is a historic moment for gamers. Rejoice in the slaughter of as many bugs and robots as your heart allows. For today we celebrate the day we "Sonic The Hedgehog Movie"d another major company into not shooting them self in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ foot.

Today, we change our reviews. FOR DEMOCRACY!

(Also Sony should really pay us for helping them out like this honestly.)

Game's devs still unsure what a 'power fantasy' is.
Been 11 years, nerf or nothing is still the answer to all problems.

Losing hope.
Anything that is fun is going to be labeled "op" and nerfed into the ground.

Literally just pretend you're having a miserable time with anything in this game you love.
Or it will be taken from you the moment you show any enjoyment.

Broken audio, racist players, casuals in ranked.

Revision 298 hours later:
This game is still doodoo water and the players are factually stupider than a chipped brick.

To preface: I mostly play pew pew type games. I am also only on day 1 of this game. It was also gifted to me so I'm not weighing it against 20$.

But so far?
I've had a survivor twerk on me as the killer.
I've had a himbo killer carry me over their shoulder to the gate.
I've been psycho tunneled by a bunny mask Axe Mommy killer.
And I've full killed a lobby in about 5 minutes as killer (dragged the last one to hatch).

Overall I'd have to say I'm having fun and have been cackling the entire time. Even despite being out of my usual genre of gaming.

Was a great game. Then some how they broke controller support despite them working perfectly fine pre-beta. Now it's just an unplayable mess of colors taking up space on my computer due to false hope. The saddest part is: all they need to do is make r3 mappable and make the jump and select seperately mapped instead of using the same key. It causes one or the other to take priority leaving the other function inaccessible.

Mute everyone on every server and you'll enjoy an almost infinite amount of content.

What the heck did I just play ....... Just, go play it. Do your self the favor and simultaneous disservice of playing this game. If you don't have a dollar sell some game cards on market.