Recent reviews by Emulous

Have to turn on crossplay or you're stuck in the queue forever, then you get into a game and it spawns you stuck in the floor. Wonderful.

World's least interactive game-play, simulates the sweaty little plant plot perchers that dwell within call of duty games from 2014. Actually a snooze fest, I'd have more fun watching paint dry than sitting in the same corner for two minutes just for some lvl 100 nolifer to dry peek me faster than the vaporisation of an atomic explosion

This thing is more prone to crashing than an easy jet flight, an yet I play it anyway. Provided you can put up with the three hour wait time per turn while the AI runs an advanced algorithm to see whether A they attack you for no reason, B attack you for no reason or C attack each-other for no reason then the pacing is a hoot. The overpriced DLCs are definitely only worth buying if they're on sale and even then it would be a questionable decision to make such a manoeuvre, but if you want to win they are of course essential if you are playing with Joel Moneybags who has bought them all because they're all extremely overpowered to the point where you question if any balancing team were involved in the creation of this game. It seems like that very concept of optimisation goes out the window when the Sid Meier's team sits down to code one of these bad boys, but at least there's consistency between the games.

Want a mildly aggravating, but completely fun, mess of a game to play with your friends that has absoloutely everything to do with skill and nothing to do with who gets a gun dropped to them first. Not that that particularly matterrs, it's still ridiculously hilarious and definitely worth it if you have a bunch of friends. 1v1 can get slightly stale after a full hour of playing but when you have a group and a good solid 1 v 1 v 1 v 1. that's when things get insanely fun.

So... I could go on about this being a great game, finally I played a strategy shooter.

No more Call of Duty ♥♥♥♥...
No screaming 5 year olds doing 360s...

aha yeah right... This game ups the anti by forcing you to put up with the idiots for up to 90 minutes of infuriating gameply that'll have you screaming. "HE'S ON B FOR £$%@'s SAKE YOU STUPID $£&@" to every incomprehensible Russian you meet.

But I cannot fault it.
Not the screaming children.
The ridiculous queue times.
The broken matchmaking.
The Smurfs.
The Hackers.
Broken hitboxes.
Old one-sided maps.
Second rate graphics.
Nor even the toxic morons.

Because at the end of the day, I'm still sat here playing this game till 2/3am... because that next game might be my rank up... Writing this I have never reached MG, gold nova; world's most toxic bracket. It infuriates me, it angers me, it sets off my rage and loses me friends. But... I... Can't... Stop... Playing... It...

To know that, you just have to look at the trend of my exam results and the correlation between CSGO hours....

But that's the dream, G.E or bust...

♥♥♥♥ UKCS

The best game I ever played. Full of twists, turns and humour around every corner and a co-op that boggles the mind! I cannot believe I have once and for all left the corridors of Aperture and returned once again to the real and natural world, it will be sorely missed.

So here we are again...