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The dog – at least he would shut up once he was in.
Little Johnny: "Yes sir"!
Boss : "Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?"
Little Johnny: "Yes sir!, the customer is always right".
Boss : "So what were you arguing about with that customer?"
Little Johnny: "He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir"!
Boss: "That bustard. What did u say to him?"
Little Johnny: "I told him he's right
Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
Father: "What's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difference?"
Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Father: "Every lie told by you makes one of my hairs white."
Son: "Oh now I understood why all grandfathers' hairs are white."
This event called "The Day", set in 2040, is the only one chance the human race will be given to speak to their overlords.
The humans were oppressed and starving. Their population had dwindled and decimated to near existence. The ones who survived were used as slaves, given barely enough lodging and food and water to balance on the tightrope between life and death.
They chose a young child to write his message on the Great Board.
He stepped up to the stage.
He reached for a pen with his shaking hand.
He saw all the looks of dreadful silence and hopeful anticipation.
He had so much to say, yet his mind was blank.
He had so much to do, yet his hands were stuck.
He finally bought up the marker to the Great Board.
Stroke by stroke he shakily produced his vision.
Stroke by painful stroke.
He finally stepped aside, and the message was revealed.
The crowd gasped.
For on the board,
he had written
a single word:
SUCC
-Sir, you are in the dentist...
I'm sorry for my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ english :(
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
i want to try to win a game ;-; since is christmas and i do not have money for the sales XD
R.I.P RubberMeme Call
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