Trash stats but thinks hes hot stuff

i get it, i hope to see you around again soon. miss ya man

working hard out in the boondocks.

lit·er·al·ly used for emphasis or to express strong feeling while not being literally true. MR. Grammar nazi

i know, i reported them

I/m sure you probably know, but it looks like your old group was hacked or something and now its posting spam link about a fake giveaway

ur wrong, all of mine are disappointing :(

ok jacob

Don't worry, I won't mind him.

Happy easter ♥♥♥♥♥

ik lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwAJ1MCBmp4

Shut your mouth fam.

+rep TRUSTABLE raffle group.

You want to own a house so bad? Have fun working unpaid overtime in a cramped cubicle in 40-degree heat every single day for the rest of your life, trying to pay off "1 Backwater Road, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Park, South-west-west Sydney." Or go live in the bushes. Either way, don't come to Sydney.

rip, all the jokes i know are there

If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog – at least he would shut up once he was in.

Boss: *Shouting* "Little Johnny come to my office right now..."
Little Johnny: "Yes sir"!
Boss : "Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?"
Little Johnny: "Yes sir!, the customer is always right".
Boss : "So what were you arguing about with that customer?"
Little Johnny: "He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir"!
Boss: "That bustard. What did u say to him?"
Little Johnny: "I told him he's right

Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
Father: "What's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difference?"
Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Son: "Daddy; why some of your hairs have turned white?"
Father: "Every lie told by you makes one of my hairs white."
Son: "Oh now I understood why all grandfathers' hairs are white."

The Day has begun.
This event called "The Day", set in 2040, is the only one chance the human race will be given to speak to their overlords.
The humans were oppressed and starving. Their population had dwindled and decimated to near existence. The ones who survived were used as slaves, given barely enough lodging and food and water to balance on the tightrope between life and death.
They chose a young child to write his message on the Great Board.
He stepped up to the stage.
He reached for a pen with his shaking hand.
He saw all the looks of dreadful silence and hopeful anticipation.
He had so much to say, yet his mind was blank.
He had so much to do, yet his hands were stuck.
He finally bought up the marker to the Great Board.
Stroke by stroke he shakily produced his vision.
Stroke by painful stroke.
He finally stepped aside, and the message was revealed.

The crowd gasped.
For on the board,
he had written
a single word:

SUCC

-Well, I took all my clothes off, are you going to check my prostate now?
-Sir, you are in the dentist...

I'm sorry for my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ english :(

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope.

Umm I cant think of anything but ummm but uhhhh yeah do I get the game tho?

why did hitler kill himself? cus of his gas bill.

Why cant you trust atoms? They make up everything...

what's the bad part about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven.

My mum calls her vacuum cleaner Slayer, cause its been around since 1981 and its always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucked.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Illuise's whole life

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

i want to try to win a game ;-; since is christmas and i do not have money for the sales XD

+rep, really nice, easy to work with. would trade with him again.

hey is it just me or is life tumbling faster that the twin towers

+rep incredibly nice guy

rip in peperone

Quitting Tf2 was a big goal for him XD, especially calling random people trolls


R.I.P RubberMeme Call

Rest in peace Slenpai :(

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-rep, i aint payin' ur damn child support

LOL HE QUIT TF2 ECKS DEE

Remember to eat up that ass like it's chocolate pudding

+rep

gonna kms

thanks m9

+rep ♥♥♥♥ you