"I'm at the bank, boutta withdraw ALL of it."

step 1 : pseudoephedrine sulfate, ethanol cooker temp 62
step 2 : pseudoephedrine powder, water cooker temp 37
step 3 : pure pseudoephedrine , red phosphorus, hydriodic acid cooker temp 42 (WAIT FOR IT COOL BACK TO 20)
step 4 : acidic methamphetamine, caustic soda cooker temp 157 ( WAIT FOR IT COOL BACK TO 20)
step 5 : bound methamphetamine, freon, hydrogen chloride cooker temp 112

'IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!👋
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete…..
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete….
███████]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete….
███████████] 99% complete….. 🚫ERROR!🚫
💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable
💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦💦cummies💦💦
Or never get called ️squishy️ again❌❌❌❌
If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you’re squishy️💦
5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten��💦💦
10+ back: Daddy💕💕💦👅👅''

But tonight I'm taking my Prozac
Oh, you know
That tonight I'm taking my Prozac
Oh, you know
That tonight I'm taking my Prozac
Oh, you know
That tonight I'm taking my Prozac
Oh, you know

Wake up mr freeman, rise and shine, rise.... and.... shine!

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.