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Be valiant, but not too venturous.
Let thy attire be comely, but not costly.
-- John Lyly
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Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre
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Granny knew all about bad fortune telling. It was harder than the real thing. You needed a good imagination.
(Equal rites)
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Humor in the Court:
Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
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It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
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During the American Revolution, a Britisher tried to raid a farm. He
stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon an agressive Rhode
Island Red hopped on top. Seeing this, the farmer commented, "Chicken catch
a Tory!"
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Xénos Jun 10, 2016 @ 10:42pm
For the last couple of years I have been a single male. Sometimes I use to get lonely so I purchased a cat. I named her cupid cause she is so cute. One day I was sitting on the lounge and cupid was on my lap. She is so affection and she started licking my leg. I began to have shivers on my neck and made me quite horney. I hadnt had sex much and sick thoughts entered my head. As I began to get an erection I thought maybe I better start wanking myself so I did. After a couple of wanks my cat was still licking my leg. I turned her around and it happened, before I knew it I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cupid. The funny thing about it is she seemed to really enjoy it. As I had finished I vowed to never do it again. That hasnt happened. I believe I should stop as I dont know what Ill do for sex when cupid dies. Is this normal?