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Connor Kaurich   Dearborn, Michigan, United States
 
 
Listen, don't talk to me like I'm some kind of chump, alright? Because I'm not. I'm a business man, a family man, a man of the people, a man of the church, a man of the country. I'm a patriot, a veteran, a man of god, a missionary, a postman. I work at Jamba Juice, okay? My dog is spayed. I've got letters ready for me at the notary republic. I know a cobbler. I make my own quilts, I love eggs, I shop locally, I support local causes. I take a cruise ship every 3 months. I wear reading glasses. My daughter has braces. My eyebrows are shaved. My friends are all geese. I live in a house, I have a head. My clothes are all combustible. All my medicine is over the counter, except for one prescription. I have a shirt that reads: If you don't like me, you can go ♥♥♥♥ your MOTHER. I live inside The Matrix. I live in a home with no windows. I have lasers inside of my brain. There's a shark inside of the bathroom. My dog sleeps in my bed with me. I have a mouse under the rug. My friends are all dead. I went to India once. I like bowling.

So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chump, alright? Because I'm not.
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Testo May 27 @ 4:26am 
I dont know who you are, where you live, or if you're a man or a woman, but when you see this comment, I hope and pray that you have good health, successful employment, and endless happiness with your family.I have no idea who you are, where you live, or if you're a man or a woman, but when you see this comment, I hope and pray that you have good health, successful employment, and endless happiness with your family.
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Angel Williams Mar 3 @ 9:32pm 
heyyy legend, its u ?
tyokkl Feb 20 @ 1:30am 
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Corny comment... Music is life and life is art and art is expression and expression is experience. Love everyone even killers and rapists...angels are singing at 5:30 and this isn't just music someone made in 4 minutes. It's god's love and now I understand reality...but reality is Mandela effects and your truth is fact based on no research...I could go on...but going on is infinity and that's eternal third eye metaphysics intergalactic boner sex...wtf y'all.
tyokkl Feb 12 @ 1:03pm 
Inflation has been out of control for years. Eroding the value of every dollar in your wallet. Forcing you to work longer and harder for more money that is worth less.

But in 2023, one investment, tied to what we call the "Trump Loophole", beat inflation by nearly 4 times. Central Banks across the globe bought record amounts of it. Billionaire investors poured their investment capital into it too.

That investment is… gold.

By using the "Trump Loophole", you can use a special retirement account to buy gold — and other precious metals — without taxes or penalties.
NightFire- Jan 1 @ 11:05am 
Hi guys, just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a Happy New Year. These days people don't seem to spend much time on more personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for. Best wishes, NightFire xxx