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Florida, United States 
Okay hear me out. Of course I am a heterosexual man BUT I have an issue that most heterosexual men have.... My wardrobe size is too small. Sure I could head to a mall and buy clothes but why do that when I could just marry a dude that wears the same size clothes as me! Sure you could say "That doesn't sound very heterosexual of you." But you're wrong! The most heterosexual thing ever is to hate shopping. I hate shopping so much I would rather marry a dude with the same size wardrobe as mine. Double the wardrobe