yea next time you get vanquished for serving termite infested bomb pies to little children during their field day, dont come crying to me asking where i am and where i shouldnt be. youre lucky the homeless guy jerking off w ketchup outside the 7/11 didnt powerbomb you and spike your head with an axe so you better start praying.

A man awake at 3:00 in the morning is on the phone. The man's wife sees him talking on the phone in a secretive way. She is suspicious and asks who is on the phone, to which her husband says: 'It's Jake from State Farm'. The man's wife then takes the phone and asks, 'What are you wearing, 'Jake from State Farm?'', to which the agent responds in a timid way, 'Uh, khakis'. Still believing he's a female, the wife says, 'She sounds hideous', where the husband replies, 'Well she's a guy, so…'

nice awp

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kisses me 👁️👄👁️ thru the phone one might say… soulja boy tell em!

Weird bro….