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this game gave me so much testosterone that i ve grown a full beard (im a girl btw)

11 new class archetypes, fully voiced DLC, new dialogue, spells, mythic quests and romance? Owlcat and Larian are carrying this abomination of the gaming market on their broad shoulders.

you need a PhD for the puzzles in this game.

10/10

You can do things that you cant in real life like casting fireballs or talking to girls

Title: "Love Potions and Pixelated Hearts: A Sven Vincke Fan Fiction"

Chapter 1: A Magical Encounter

In a distant land known as RPGville, where pixels and polygons ruled, lived a talented game developer named Sven Vincke. He was known far and wide for creating immersive worlds and captivating quests. Yet, amidst all the code and characters, Sven's own heart was still unexplored territory.

One day, while debugging a particularly stubborn dragon animation, Sven stumbled upon an ancient book titled "Love Potions for Pixelated Hearts." Chuckling to himself, he thought, "Why not give it a shot?" He gathered the rare ingredients listed in the book and concocted a potion.

Chapter 2: Code of the Heart

As the potion bubbled and glowed, Sven had no idea that its magical effects would extend beyond the digital realm. He took a sip, and suddenly, lines of code floated before his eyes, forming words like "butterflies," "heartbeat," and "romantic subplot." Confused yet intrigued, Sven realized that the potion had brought the world of romance into his reality.

Chapter 3: Glitchy Encounters

The next day, as Sven walked to his favorite café, he noticed something odd. NPCs (non-playable characters) from his games were walking among the real people. He blinked, and suddenly, his elven character from "Realm of Hearts" stood before him, looking surprisingly lifelike.

"Um, hi there," Sven stammered.

"Salutations, dear creator," the elven character said, bowing slightly. "I am Elara, and it seems your potion has granted me a day's leave from the game. I must thank you for this unexpected adventure."

Sven scratched his head, trying to process the fact that his own creation was standing in front of him, speaking with such eloquence.

Chapter 4: Pixelated Passion

As the day progressed, Sven and Elara roamed the city together. They visited the park, shared ice cream, and even took a ride on a malfunctioning roller coaster. Sven couldn't believe he was falling for a character he'd designed himself. Elara, on the other hand, was curious about the world beyond her scripted lines.

"So, dear creator," Elara said with a twinkle in her eye, "what inspired you to create a world of pixels and magic?"

Sven chuckled, realizing the irony of the situation. "I suppose it was the desire to bring dreams to life, to let people explore fantastical realms. But I never thought I'd be exploring love in the process."

Chapter 5: Debugging Feelings

As the day drew to a close, Sven and Elara found themselves on a hill overlooking the city. The sun painted the pixelated sky with hues of orange and pink.

"Sven," Elara began, "even though I'll return to my world tomorrow, I'll carry these memories with me. Perhaps our paths will cross again, in code or reality."

Sven smiled, feeling a warmth that went beyond lines of text. "Elara, whether in the realm of bytes or the world of bits, you've glitched your way into my heart."

Epilogue: Lines of Love

Days turned into weeks, and Sven returned to his work with newfound inspiration. He continued creating, crafting worlds that reflected the magic he'd experienced. And though he couldn't predict when or how, he held onto the hope that Elara might find her way back into his life.

And so, in the realm of RPGville, and in Sven's heart, the lines between reality and imagination blurred, reminding them both that love could be found in the most unexpected places—even within lines of code.

I´ve never refunded a game faster in my life

Great game.

It is not better than Kovaaks but definitely more fun to play.

highly recommended

Im still at Fort Joy

My dead dog runs faster and better than this game

IQ tests should be a requirement to play this game.