Hey i know we don't know each other at all but i really feel like i need to share this really important thought with the world, So Pepperoni goes on pizza. Pizza is flat. What else do we know is flat? The earth. The earth is a flat circle just like pizza. The earth also has various toppings, with water being the sauce, and continents being like the pepperoni slices. So basically, the earth is a giant pizza. But what else do we have to do to a pizza before it's finished? That's right. We have to put it in the oven and cook it. If the earth is a giant pizza, then it still has to be cooked. It's much larger than a standard pizza, so the cooking process is much longer and more gradual. Just like global warming. And there we have it: global warming is just the result of the pizza being cooked. you can thank me later for cracking one of the biggest world problems.

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv (plz don't reject me !!)

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