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1 person found this review helpful
71.8 hrs on record (45.3 hrs at review time)
They give me access to heavy ordnance, exotic weaponry and cool armor then let me commit state sanctioned war crimes. 10/10
Posted March 26.
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4 people found this review helpful
17.0 hrs on record
Like most have said this story driven narrative game has a terrible story. The characters are unlikable lol-so-random idiots. It fails to walk the line between humor and seriousness, a quality needed to make this type of game work. And though the aesthetic is there the characters look ugly.

If this game didn't come bundled with the rest of the borderlands series I wouldn't have spent money on it. If you're thinking of playing this game, lay off the drugs, sober up, and play something else.
Posted February 7.
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12.9 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
while this is an excellent GOT tie in unfortunately it will never be finished. Even if you could buy it I would not recommend it since you would only be getting a partial story.
Posted January 2.
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6 people found this review helpful
137.7 hrs on record
Haven't played this in years and only played it a little bit through steam.

When I did play I played with a group who could field an army. This was the best way to experience this game. Nothing quite compares to playing with dozens, if not hundreds of players from three different factions.

I've tried finding a similar experience but never have found a game that delivers quite like PS2 has. Despite it's flaws, game balance issues and what not this is a fun game I would happily recommend to anyone who wants to experience war at this scale.
Posted December 16, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
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30.3 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
Sadly I can't recommend this version of the game. it crashes too often and, having been out so long, is unlikely to be fixed.

Stick with the older version.
Posted September 19, 2023.
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86.7 hrs on record
Good game and story. I recommend it if you're looking for something not quite chill but not quite a challenge
Posted July 29, 2023.
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41.7 hrs on record
A simple game with good artwork. If you're looking for a casual game this may be up your alley
Posted July 14, 2023.
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119.6 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I honestly never thought a game about being a janitor could be so entertaining and fun.

Its such a simple and unique premise with a tongue in cheek take on the whole action hero goes in and demolishes everything type game. Now you get to be the poor shmuck thats got to clean up.

The levels are unique and designed really well. Often times I'll find gunk and junk in odd places and wonder 'just how did they get that all the way up there?' The graphics may not be next gen but they're certainly better than many other idie type games for the same price.

I really have nothing bad to say about the game although its still an early access game so its not exactly done. But is well on its way to a content complete version the developers certainly seem to be working hard to get it done..

I can't speak to the multiplayer as I haven't played it.

All in all for the price this game isn't half bad and worth an impulse buy, if not now then certainly after release.
Posted June 11, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
59.9 hrs on record (57.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
"Almost as much fun playing it as watching Scott Manly show you how its done" - JHinson

Seriously though this game is truely a labor of love by Squad and is one of the best space flight simulators ever created.

There is a steep lurning curve as you have to learn a great deal about the different scientific theories and practices that goes into actual space flight. But this is also where it shines because it makes every accomplishment, no matter how trivial seem like a massive achievement.

Hopefully as they move to full release they'll incorporate some science tooltips to help newer Non Scott Manly type users get an understanding of the theories, principals and terminology used in the game.
Posted November 23, 2014.
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457 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.8 hrs on record
While the game in its current state is relatively playable it is sadly unfinished.

The UI is rather clunky and unfinished. The AI even more so.

There doesn't seem to be any dynamic events other than meteor strikes and random raiders which given the basic nature of the AI means that a lot of your personnell will be left dead and dying on the floor. There was no effort put in to making the Random derelict encounters anything other than a randomly generated set of rooms to be a "starship" or chunk of space station and they pop into exisence randomly on the map sometimes popping in attached to your base.

All in all it is a stable game which is sparse and empty that will hopefully be completed by mod teams into something a little more robust.

However this only serves to prove that Double Fine missed the while point of what utelizing early access is for and clearly started this project with the hopes of funding it exclusively through EA rather than making sure they had the capital to put out a product.

For the price its going for you'll get a better deal by either waiting for Starbound, Planet Explorers, or Space Engineers to get out of alpha and into beta.
Posted November 19, 2014.
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