Hey Dan it’s Jane here from work! Just curious if you are going to be at the work do this weekend? I sent you an invite in the post and was just wondering if you received it? You’ve also been ignoring my calls and I’m not too sure why? Was it the ketchup packets under the toilet seat prank or was it the firecracker in your turtles mouth prank that ticked you off? Kind regards Jane from work xoxo

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wish his wife would be online more than him tbh

how wide can you gape xxx

prefer his wife over him tbh

-rep this guy keeps asking me if he can be my dilf, and keeps calling me a lil slutty weeabo
who the ♥♥♥♥ is this guy, he genuinely makes me extremely uncomfortable.