If you donated my computer to Africa, it would become famous as the slowest computer in Africa.

I guess I can cancel my order from Zappos.com , because oh the loafers have arrived.

When I got the nickname Bonerchamp, that's when I became me.

I just want ONE mother f*cking delicious moment.

What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis's classic room clearing farts right now.

You're the deuce I never wanna drop.

Let's ink my stink!

Just to show you I'm being fair, you had Gabe in the losers column...I think that is astute. Good call.