bondatra zibethicus

ratgod

Heard you lost your marbles and I hope you don't find them.

Let me tell you something about this man. This man right here made history, he is in the books. He went down as the ONLY person in the world to survive multiple abortion attempts, and faced all the odds as he only came out with severe mental disabilities. He continues to shock the world today, and I'm glad that I can call him my friend.

Hey man I noticed you haven't responded to the 473 messages and 92 voicemails I've sent you I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out again like we used to and maybe go watcha movie or maybe hold hands please jessica we used to be so good together why wont you come back i can change i couldnt help it babe come b

What in the name of God didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor and I have many a time participated in raids against the Viking rebels and have assuredly slain thirtyscore of them. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in my eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plane, hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider your position, fool. As I write this, I am in the process of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England and they are tracking your movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm.