I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, a 30mm cannon and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Old Gregg's anatomy and species classification is a topic of debate. Some say he's half man half fish, others say it's more of a 70/30 split. What is certain is that he possesses strange seaweed-like hair, webbed fingers and green/scaly skin. He has the ability to walk upright, but at times reverts to a frog-like crouch. This alludes to the splicing of Homosapien's and aquatic dweller DNA, or possibly a mutation of the former. This is further supported by Gregg's genitals, which are almost certainly hermaphroditic, more commonly referred to as his "mangina". This strange organ(s) emit a blinding light that apparently possess neurally disruptive qualities.