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This game had so much potential just to be ruined by poor leadership decisions. Credit to the developers for iterating on the game-play side. Shame on the leadership for making this game online only.

After installing 11GB of utter garbage and playing a total of 11.3 hours (average time spent for an IGN review) I (BryanPorter Diamond 1 jungle) have came across many of horible features of this game. The gr8 thing about this game is that it is Free2Play and that all champions(gods / heroes) are unlocked from the start and you can play them and learn nothing while your team is speaking Russian flaming you. Unlike many other communities including CS:GO and League of Legends the community in Dota 2 is a disgrace to humanity, if you "accidently" misclick your team will rip your eyballs out of your head and make you eat them. Since this game is a Free2Play title that means that you get the honor of using the community market which as we all know is great. If you are looking for a "legendary rainbow flying turkey" you better get your phone out and call the bank. Because you get all the champions from the start you have no incentive to play the game, other than getting to the max level(didn't make it that far)
Overall this is a disgrace to the MOBA community, I got a 25 kill streak and didn't get a MOAB. Fix your game m8s.
This game gets an overall rating of 4/10
IGNorant Bryan Porter
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Since I have a tie and have a masters in Keyboard warrioring (game design) this is a well ballenced and competitive game. From my over 600 hours of record at the game I have still not learned a single thing but I still keep on coming back. I am currently I SILVER 2 and LOVE THE PLAYERBASE, every game I either get kicked for teamm8s afking in my fire or walking into my nades. Atleast in CALL OF DUTY BLOPS 5423525425525435 there is no competitive enviorment because all they care about is $15 DLC for crap maps. This game is amazing
Remember kids EZ skins EZ life
You can guess if your teamm8s are good at the game just by looking at their names
EG xXquickscopezXx is B4D while GlobalElieteMeister is probably a SILVER 1 and is going to wrek you
Overall I stil am typing random crap anyways just got qued up for a league game so my verdict is 9.9/10
-Bryan Porter Diamond I ADC

"This is a must buy title" says IGNorant who rates 10/10 master piece.
Refering back to other IGNorgant reviews they seem to not like any PC games including minecraft(pc) 9/10 however on XBONE AND PS360 IGNorgant gave it a 9.5/10 because you pay for DLC and play 1 year backwards SIMPLE LOGIC
That is why I am giving CALL OF DUTY BLOPS 2 a rating of m8/10.
-PC reviewest Steve Newell
-Editor Dylan Deag witt
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Thank you for reading my review this is IGNorgant 1010001110011 and have a nice day getting those kill cough cough skill streaks.
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IGN Rates 6/10
Angry Joe -54325/10
Dylan rates 69/10
I rate 11/10 Master Piece
This is one of the most TACTICAL games i have played during my PROFESIONAL gaming career because
1 there is elephants
2 there is artilery
3 autoresolve = HotshotGG
4 more generals the better you are
5 lots of updates
6 there are camals
7 OP ship mechanics
8 there are ARMORED TacFRICAN WAR elephants
9 Don't play legendary
10 co-op campaign = have fun usually the people i play with (Dylan) declares war on everyone turn 14.
11 co-op is broken
12- co-op is not broken (jk it is)
13 the more reasons the better the review according to IGN who put the IGN in IGNorant
14 Can't think of anything else
15 Dylan is reading this

Overall rating 421/61 Mega Master Piece