I enjoy philosophical thought experiments.
I also enjoy eggs, especially fertilized lady eggs.



BECAUSE I AM THE JAY DAHMER....ER.....ER......ER...

ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER

ERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERER

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

................... DROP IT!!!

BAM BAM WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP

BAM BAM WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU

BAM BAM WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP

BAM BAM BOOM BAM BOOM BING "Chicken wings!"

BAM BAM WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP

BAM BAM WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-WU-BING-BANG-BOOM

BAM BAM OREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREEE

BAM BAM WUMP WUMP "Ooooooh, you like that, papi?"

BAM BAM WUMP WUMP WURRRRRRR *record scratch*




Okay, enough dubstep for you. This costs money, you know.

Small doses of HAHAHAHAOMGWTFBBQ should do you fine.

Yes, I mean that I want to "do you because you are fine", like...now.

Now.

Now.

Now.

Now.

Now-now-now-now-now-now-now-now

NUNUNUNUNUNUNUN

..... DROP IT!

BAM BAM BAAAAAARRRRRRR *record scratch*

Me: *turns to the DJ* Damn it, I didn't hire you to make a fool out of me!

DJ: *censor beep* you. I gotta make a living, you know.

Me: *pulls out a AK-47* SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND.

DJ: Uh oh, sphagettios!



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*record scratch*