Creatine Lazarus
Creatine Lazarus
 
 
IT WAS ME BARRY!:steammocking:
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Egoist Aug 1, 2023 @ 2:27pm 
High school student Chandler is your run-of-the-mill pervert who does nothing productive with his life, peeping on women and dreaming of having his own harem one day. Things seem to be looking up for Chandler when a beautiful girl asks him out on a date, although she turns out to be a fallen angel who brutally kills him! However, he gets a second chance at life when beautiful senior student Rias Gremory, who is a top-class devil, revives him as her servant, recruiting Chandler into the ranks of the school's Occult Research club. Slowly adjusting to his new life, Chandler must train and fight in order to survive in the violent world of angels and devils. Each new adventure leads to many hilarious (and risqué) moments with his new comrades, all the while keeping his new life a secret from his friends and family in High School DxD!
Shoresy Jun 13, 2023 @ 10:40pm 
Pride month fun fact - the town of Alice Springs, Australia has the highest concentration of lesbians per capita
ΛV May 2, 2023 @ 8:25pm 
NO JUEGUES DOTA BROTHER ERES BIEN RETRASADO
KingJack Apr 18, 2023 @ 12:44pm 
The average flaccid penis is 3.61 inches in length and has a girth of 3.66 inches that's about 1.165 inches in diameter, or a radius of 0.5825 inches. Assuming every penis is a perfect cylinder, the average flaccid penis volume is 3.85 cubic inches. For erect penises, the average length is 5.16 inches and the average girth is 4.56 inches (1.45 inches diameter 0.726 inches radius). The average erect penis volume is 8.54 the sun has a volume of 8.59890886140348205x 10³¹ cubic inches. Dividing the average volume by the volume of the container, so the sun could hold 2.2337426x10³¹ flaccid penises or 1.0070151x 10³¹ erect penises.
Egoist Dec 19, 2021 @ 3:15pm 
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Dirac Aug 5, 2021 @ 4:28pm 
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