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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 12:33pm

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 5:30pm

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 8:37am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 12:31pm

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 3:57pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 12:56pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 3:51pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:19am

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 1:47pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 4:51am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 5:13am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 3:54pm

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 7:44am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:21am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 7:23am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 1:33pm

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 12:44pm

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 12:56pm

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 1:21pm

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 12:33pm

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 2:42pm

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 11:35am

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 1:51pm

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 12:52pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 12:14pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:49am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 10:33am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 12:50pm

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 2:09pm

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 7:47pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 2:32pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 2:23pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 4:01pm

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 3:45pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 2:43pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 1:49pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 1:21pm

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 6:29am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 4:31am

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 8:24am

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 2:56pm

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 12:52pm

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 4:58pm

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 11:34am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 12:06pm

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 3:32pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 8:18am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 12:37pm

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 9:33am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 3:08pm

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 3:25pm

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 3:15pm

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 3:18pm

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 11:01am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 3:20pm

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 3:23pm

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 6:10am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 10:53am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:41pm

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 4:58pm

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 5:12pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 9:05am

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 6:07am

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 5:47am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 3:51pm

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 5:01am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 6:51am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 7:31am

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:35pm

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 5:19pm

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 10:37am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 10:38am

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 1:58pm

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 2:00pm

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 7:47pm

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 5:42am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 5:52am

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 1:58pm

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 1:20pm

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 1:37pm

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 2:30pm

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 4:03pm

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 11:44am

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 11:29am



A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
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