Derbear
Alaska, United States
Level
97
Years of Service
600 XP
 
 
I'm never going to financially recover from Steam sales.
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Games  5,080
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Screenshots  374
Reviews  5
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Groups  11
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My specs
GPU: GTX 1020 Titan
RAM: 128 bytes SDRAM DDR1
CPU: Vacuum tubes
HDD: 256GB STD
PSU: 1KG PSU rated at 500 grams (Copper Award)
Mobo: Wooden chopping board
Drives: floppy disc drive
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Achievements
40
Perfect Games
38%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Recent Activity
41.4 hours past 2 weeks
52 hrs on record
last played on May 20
Cyberpunk 2077
Achievement Progress   16 of 57
+11
120 hrs on record
last played on May 18
Lethal Company
88 hrs on record
last played on May 17
Overwatch® 2
Achievement Progress   80 of 164
+75
Comments
syn Feb 23 @ 9:37am 
how do i talk to girls
syn Feb 12 @ 8:46am 
mrow take me outside
syn Feb 11 @ 7:44pm 
pay me in water bottles not money
syn Feb 11 @ 7:43pm 
i'm 2 shy to talk to people on my mic sorry guys
Zheiss Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:43pm 
SLAPPY 👋💫 NUDE 😳😝 YEAR EVE 🙈❗❗❗. I'm not 🙅‍♀️❌ in Times Square🍎🏙 but I can DROP⬇️ 👇some BALLS 🍒👄❗❗. When the ClOCK⏰🍆 STR0KES 😏 MIDnight😴😫❓❓👀 Confetti🎉🎊 wont ❌ be the only thing 🤔😓BLASTING 💦💥onto BYSTANDERS 👅🚨❗ RING 💍💎 in twenty thotty-three 💯with a gangBANG 🔞🆒️❗❗
Zheiss Dec 24, 2023 @ 5:13am 
JINGLE🔔THOSE👉🅱️ALLS🍒🅱️ITCH🐕! IT'S🎄DICKMAS🎄!!! YOU INTO OLDER👴?? 🅱️ecause OLD ⛄ Saint 🎅 ♥♥♥♥ is bringing 🛷 that THICK 🥖 North 💈POLE💈 to YOU 🤟 this YEAR 🎁😛! He's SLIDING 👇 DEEP 👇 DOWN into that 🏭CHIMNEY🔥 till you MOAN 😩, "OH 😱 what FUN 😉 it is to RIDE 🚘 on this one 🐴HORSE-HUNG🍆 open SLEIGH 🛷" OH YEAH 😏 SANTA is 👊 STUFFING 🌶️ your SLUTTY 👅 STOCKINGS 🧦 so SWALLOW 😮 a POPPERMINT drop 🍬 OR ELSE 😱 his GRANDDADDY 👴 CANDY 🍭 CANE 🍭 ♥♥♥♥ 🥒 will RIP 💥 that TIGHT 🍥 ASS 🍑 🅱️USSY when he 💦SPILLS💦 his ⚠️HOT⚠️ CREAMY ☁️ MILK 🥛 inside your HORNY 😈 mistle-HOLE 🕳️ .