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自己紹介させていただきます。

福岡空港近くの産婦人科にて、母親の股の間から顔を出して幾年月。幼少の頃より非凡なる才能を遺憾なく発揮し、「４丁目の神童」と称えられるも、その後は予想通り順調に失速。今では立派な普通のオヤジに成り下がりました。

「パソコンゲーム？プレステ２の方がグラフィック綺麗なんじゃないの？」という今となっては赤面モノの固定観念を、気まぐれに手に取ったHALF-LIFE2によってコッパ微塵に粉砕され、尿を漏らす程に驚愕して以来、FPS中心の下手の横好きプレイで周囲の失笑を買う毎日です。

最近のワタクシですが、先日よりによってウンコを漏らすという大惨事に見舞われまして、己の人生の在り方について再考せざるを得ない状況です。

ウンコですよウンコ。
三十路の男が漏らしていいのは、全てを悟ったかのようなダンディな溜息だけなんですよ。
着衣した状態でケツからダークマターをひねり出すなんて、以ての外に決まっているじゃないですか。
もうお婿に行けません。どうすればいいんだ。

あれですよ、自分を過信しちゃダメですね。
取引先に行った帰り道だったんですけど、「会社のトイレまでガマンできる！」と思ったのが運の尽きです。ウンコだけに。
己の限界を見誤った結果が、この様ですよ。

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Peter Griffin Jul 29, 2012 @ 12:09pm

lolz :)

ДОФЛАМИНГО Sep 30, 2011 @ 9:58am

Зиг Хай

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