+rep ty for saving my ass <3

+rep toller jesus

WARNING: Female aliens are kidnapping men with big ♥♥♥♥♥ this christmas. Obviously you’re not in danger but i’m texting to let you know this spaceship is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome!! MERRY CHRISTMAS

-rep даун тупой который мешает бегать

Please stop posting these lewd pictures. I have obsessive compulsive masturbatory tendencies and I can’t even use Twitch due to the amount of female streamers. Any time I see a hint of cleavage, thigh, shoulder or ass, I compulsively edge and goon for 4 hours. I can’t even ♥♥♥ at this point. My ♥♥♥♥ just shoots dust. Please, for my own health and safety, cease and desist.

Hey king i saw your tweet about how women are trash and i just wanted to let you know that i agree. Although i myself am a woman, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “One of the good ones” as some may say. Btw i never even noticed how fat your balls are til now but they’re awesome