What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just say about me, you little Bronze? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at RL-coach.com , and I've been involved in numerous tournaments on ESL, and I have over 300 confirmed hours.

I am trained in air dribbles and I'm the top freestyler in the entire US pro scene. You are nothing to me but just another free win. I will score on your top corner with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Rocket League, Marky my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.

You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me in the ingame chat? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 12 year old DDOSers across NA and your IP is being traced right now so just prepare for the lag, Gizmo user. The lag that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your MMR. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doomed, son of an octane. I can score from anywhere, anytime, and I can score in over 700 different ways, and that's just with no boost.

Not only am I extensively trained in all-star goalie, but I have access to the entire inventory of an alpha account and I will use it to its full extent to look ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fabulous as I wipe your miserable rank points from existence, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy Bra71lling your clever little comment was going to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue.

But you couldn't, and now you're paying the price, you scarab lover. I will freestyle all over you and you will ragequit from it.
You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.