It’s Black⚫Friday you thrifty thots🤑 and it’s time to open up those purses👜 and poonsies🐱, drop a dime and drop that phat azz on some big juicy Black🍆 Friday deals📉💹 Capitalism🏛️👴🏻 is a foundation of this KUNTry🤤😏 and what better way to celebrate🎉🎊 than to go two🍆🕳️👉👌 for one🐔👩 on some enormous savings😩💰 and some enormous CONK😫. Doors aren’t the only things busting💦 this Friday. Deals are first KUM first serve, so this year be daddy capitalism’s good little KUMsumer and stimulate✊🍆 the economy💰📈 Send to 15 of your sluntiest👙🍍spenders💰, if you get none back you got trampled at Walmart😱💀, if you got 5 back you lost😭 your weave💇🏻‍♀️👗 in the bargain bin, if you got 10 back you’re getting discount dink🥕✏️ for Christmas🧑‍🎄, if you get 15 back Jeff Bezos will blow his jizz all over you🍑 and pay off your HOLE🕳️ Amazon cart

Fuggers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
"Chief Keef ain't 'bout this, Chief ain't 'bout that"
My boy a BD on frickin Lamron and them
He, he, they say that n***a don't be putting in no work
Shut the frick up, y'all n***as ain't know shid
All y'all motherfrickers talkin' about
"Chief Keef ain't no hitter, Chief Keef ain't this, Chief Keef a fake"
Shut the frick up, y'all don't live with that n***a
Y'all know that n***a got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shi
n***a been on probation since frickin' I don't know when
Motherfricker, stop fuggin' playin' him like that
Them n***as savages out there
If I catch another motherfricker talking sweet about Chief Keef
I'm fuggin beatin' they shmeat, I'm not fugging playin' no more
Know them n***as roll with Lil Reese and them

the queen dying has me thinking about how i let our love die. i never treated you like the queen you are. i'll never forgive myself for how royally i messed up... please call me

I'm a MUG blooded American, ya hear?
These freedom loving veins got nothin' but root beer.
In '09 I got diagnosed with a form of epilepsy.
Good doctor told me my cure was made by Pepsi.
Every day I get dressed up in my boot cut jeans.
I remind the CDC that we already got our vaccines.
Lib-tards are trying to ban my foamy carbonation.
I call up my patriots to fight back for the sake of our nation.

BOO!! 👻👻 Sorry did I scare you?! 😂😂 WASSUP HOES😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️

bro 1: man funk the world
bro 2: *starts to funk bro 1*
bro 1: what are u doing bro
bro 2: u r my world bro
bro 1: bro
bro 2: bro