Your friend sam is ♥♥♥♥ at dbd and makes up lies after losing to me as one of the lowest tier killers in the game LOL, i couldnt make this up, hope youre good though! xD

typical british "♥♥♥♥",hopefully his whole family suffers in cancer

so i met this james guy real solid lad he wipped the chopper out which i saw solid cheese clumps so i sucked it like a jaw breaker until it changed colour after i was satisfised with the colour i nibbled his fore skin and then he trotted off back to his cottage

Since one of my friends betrayed me and tried to have sexual intercourse with me, I've been having trust issues. so I met this JamesL guy who seemed like someone I could trust. We became even greater friends than I thought we would. We had tons of fun playing and having great banter. After 6 months, we were very close friends so I decided to invite him to my lan party. He arrived and kissed my ear. I ignored it as I thought it was a normal joke. We had an amazing day so much fun. I thought we would be best friends forever untill I discovered next day that my whole bathroom was covered in pure solid çum. The walls, toilet seat, everything. I had only 2 hours to clean before my mom got home so I tried everything even as far as licking it off. I finally used my own ball sack hairs to absorb the remaining residue and have it cleaned in time. Dont trust this guy he is a f#cking gay bastard.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+REP good player good spirit