same tbh hit me across the room because its so long smh

yesterday i got slapped by my dads flaccid ♥♥♥♥

twinkle little man

baby katta

Roses Are Red Nuts Are Brown,
Skirts Go Up Pants Go Down,
Body To Body Skin To Skin,
When It's Stiff You Stick It In,
It Goes In Dry And Comes Out Wet,
The Longer It's In The Stronger It Gets,
It Comes Out Dripping And Starts To Sag,
It's Not What You Think...

















It's Just A Tea Bag ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Happy Birthday :)