So you're going by "Mushroom King" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

Today I tried to fart on my ♥♥♥♥. I deeply desired to feel the soft wind, the brush of warmth that I knew would make me ♥♥♥ instantly. I attempted this in the musky, isolated sanctum that is my room. I ate twelve cans of refried beans to ensure success. I tucked my seven inch flacid meat cylinder between my legs and blew the wind. At first it was glorious, but then the beans began to wreak havoc upon my bodily innards. I felt the wrath of a thousand sun's in my anal sphincter, and a hurricane of pure liquid diarrhea spewed from my anus. My penis was drenched in liquid feces, and, much to my shame, I did indeed ♥♥♥ instantly.