🏮🧨 GONG XI F*CK CAI 🎆🎇 IT'S THE YEAR 🗓️ OF THE THIRSTY 😩 TIGER 🐯🐾 and you know what that means you sexy 💅💄 QIPAO SL*TS 👯‍♀️❤️‍🔥 Time ⏱️ to get STEAMY 🥵♨️ and unleash your WILD 🔞😈 side❗Wear your HOTTEST 🔥🌋 NEW YEAR CLOTHES 👗👠 but be a GOOD KITTY 😻 or DA GE 🧑♂️ will come to your house 🏡 to beat 🤜💥 your BIG MEATY BAGUA 😏🥓🍆 and make you DONG DONG QIANG 🛏️🚪🔊 all night long 😳🌉 Whip out your HENGDAI GANG 🤼👥 (but not your xiaodidi 🤏😂) and YUMSENG 🍻🥂🍷 away to quench your thirst 🤤☺️ Play MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins 💁‍♀️👩‍👧‍👦 but be careful 🚫☝️ not to lose 😱😔 too much money 🧧💸 otherwise you can only PLAY ✊🤞 with yourself 😭😖 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣ of your LA MEI 👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 friends or you will get the NEW COVID 😷🏥💀

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