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This really is a lot of fun. This is the first Senran game I have ever tried and now am looking to trying others.
Craziest thing is, it seems this game actually has rather low requirements. I got it to run at around 40-50FPS on a GPD Win 2, and that's a handheld Windows PC that fits into an average jeans pocket. And this game runs on it smoothly enough.
The gameplay seems to be balanced quite well.
The anime boobs are not balanced. Totally OP. But please nuder any circumstances do not nerf them.

This is a really awesome game. It's quite early in development and I am expecting a ton more features to come in the future. Right now, there are already a lot of maps to choose from (most elements on the maps are destructible, including trees, buildings, train cars [yes, there are maps divided by rails where periodically a giant train passes. And you can blow up its cargo], castle walls and chickens. This game really likes chickens. There are also a lot of tanks to choose from, and they all handle differently. You have classic heavy tanks on tank treads, hover tanks, tanks on insect legs, and they all have different stats.
There are also multiple weapons, which also all handle differently. Overall the gameplay is very nice, balanced and explosions of tanks of your enemies as the unending extasy of destruction spreads around you, eradicating forests and crumbling walls of fortresses, while your opposition gets crushed by your superior ability to destroy things.. is very satisfying.
Ow yeah, did I mention you can make it run on toaster? You can. I got it to run on GPD Win 2, a device with a "tablet" processor m3-7y30 and Intel 615 graphics. And it ran at nice playable FPS!

Slightly more specifically, at the moment the game has no proper bots and no online multiplayer (but both are in plan), so right now a single player at home can only play the solo challenges. They are varied, and many of them are a challenge indeed.

As of right now, the game is most suited for people who live close to their friends and who have some spare controllers. Or who visit their friends with their laptops and their friends have controllers. Basically, the main value and core feature of the game right now is local multiplayer. This is (in its current state) a very good game for families, people in boarding schools, university campuses or what I described earlier. If you are a loner and most of the time just play alone in your room and you don't have friends who visit you, I would recommend adding this game to wishlist rather than buying it straight away and then waiting for addition of online multiplayer and/or bots. If you fit any of the more social gamers that I described above, get it.
On sale, not on sale - doesn't matter. It is that good.

Loads of guns? Tanks on crazy chassis? Giant mecha insects? All in multiplayer?
All check!
Seriously. Not playing this game should be considered a crime against gaming. Very addictive, very fun.
You should totally get it.

This game is amazing. No, not amazing. AMAZING!!
If you grew up in the 90s or 80s and watched old cartoons with different heroes and villains, you should get this game
If you like playing any of Twisted Metal games series, or any Carmageddon game series, or Rocket League, you should get this game.
A certain demographic of MOBA players will also like this game.
If you like fun, you should definitely get this game.
If you like to blow stuff up, eve more reason to get it :)

This game has gameplay mechanics very similar to those of Rocket League, such as car jump, thrust forward and control over your car's orientation in mid air, but instead of playing a giant football, you blow up the enemies cars! And boy, you have a lot of choice of stuff to blow up the other stuff with. Miniguns? Cannons? Rocket launchers? Rocket swarm launchers? How about ramming someone with an explosive bumper? You can humiliate a foe by propelling them into raw energite or pick up a refined energite 4x damage amplifier that turns your car into a deathstar. Ow, did I mention turrets and mines? They have that, too! This game has a lot to offer, but its potential is greater still.

The soundtrack in the game is also a separate single feature which really should deserve another positive review all by itself. It is absolutely amazing. Really, if you are on Steam and on this page all by some weird accident and you don't care for any games at all, but like good music, you should still get this game and just listen to its soundtrack. It is that good.
Pretty much every single aspect of this game is brilliant all by itself. If you are uncertain, do get Auto Age. You will not regret it.

Ah, the No Man's Sky. The downfall and the uprising.
This game is difficult to review. It's unique.
It had a rocky start, no doubt about it, but it is getting better over time. Buy it, if you like exploration. That is what it is good at - fantastic panoramas and mysterious caves forged not in the mind of the artist but in the complex vortex of mathematics that makes its universe tick. Creatures stranger than a human brain can imagine. Noone has seen them before you and most likely noone will ever see them again.
Try this game.
Find them.

This is by right THE best RPG/turn-based strategy game I have ever played or seen.

The graphics are also truly exceptional. This game was released in 2008, probably about 6 years before its release on Steam and almost 7 until the writing of this review, and the graphics are still stunning. The unique engine the game uses literally makes the scenes in the virtual book to come alive, while they still look like drawings with pencil and watercolours. Even if you normally don't like anime, you should still play this game. It is exceptional.

The plot is also amazing. I don't normally watch anime or play anime-based games, but this one is exception. This is the example of what an amazing story can be told through a video game and of how well it can be told.
The characters are really life-sized. Like what you could normally find in a book - and I mean, a really, really good book - here, the characters are also so alive, so real, that you forget that they are imaginary.
The characters you meet in the game are very diverse and in many cases simple black-or-white morality would not apply to them. You are a squad leader in militia and all of your squad members are individuals with certain likes, dislikes, medical conditions, phobias and talents. Some of your key squad members are racist or sexist while others can get distracted by their squadmates to chitchat. At the same time, in certain conditions, they are able to perform significantly better due to them being in a very familiar environment or surrounded by close friends.

Many of the enemies are not really just ruthless psychopathic murderers either - many of them were really just made to fight you by their superiors while actually they easily relate to you and on certain occasions when it matters, they will arrange your survival even though it thwarts the goals of their commander.

The gameplay is fun and frequently is also very tactical. You will have to use the advantages the given terrain offers you and exploit weaknesses in the enemy's defence to your advantage. There are several unit classes and as I previously said, each of the units is unique in his/her way.

Really buy this game. You will never regret playing it. I assure you. 10/10

This was nice to play. People who like Carmageddon will probably like this
Positives:
Good graphics quality. Really good I guess for the time of the release, no worse than in more recent Carmageddon: Reincarnation
Fun physics
Nice maps with destructive elements and stuff like ramps or tunnels to perform stunts
Cars eating zombies
Cars setting zombies on fire
Cars getting energy from eating and dismembering zombies for a nitro boost
You get to race and eat zombies with your car inside the Large Hadron Collider
Game-appropriate music that goes well with munching zombies at high speed and wrecking opponents

Negatives:
An incredibly stupid lore that is hybrid of partially being ripped off S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and adapted to the Cern environment. Serioulsy, if you are trying to get people to play who know what the LHC is, it would be better if you worked more on the lore.
Very small selection of cars
Campaign's plot is far below average, if the game took itself less seriously, the plot would have been more appropriate.
Colours in most places are far less vivid than in Carmageddon and for the amount of nonsense lore the game has, it takes itself too seriously. If it had more of Carmageddon's senseless fun, it would have been better.


Overall, I would recommend to buy this game if you like killing zombies with cars and getting bonuses for that. But maybe better to buy this when on sale.

This is like Dota set in future. Where your cursor is a transformer.
This is is like StarCraft or C&C. Except no Tiberium or crystals. And your cursor is a transformer.
This is a Tower defence game. Yeah, where your cursor is a transformer.

Have you ever seen a tank the size of a shopping mall with 6 cannons, being abducted by a UFO made out of cogs and clockwork?
Or maybe you would be interested in a stealth bomber that transforms into a giant robot humanoid praying mantis?
You will see much more than that. And that you will see too.
These are the droids you are looking for. The cake is not a lie after all.
Amazing game! 12/10!

Well, it is good for a B-movie, especially concidering that it's free. However, has major plotholes. Since the test subjects are so bloody dangerous, there should be no button that releases them, even in case of fire. Seriously, if you work in a lab and you have lab rats in a cage, you don't set them free from the cage in case of fire alarm. Also, since the surviving members of that "Green Peace" team were quite eager to leave the 7th floor, which is so hard to get to, where did the other zombies come from? Zombies do not know how to use an elevator! And besides, there were not that many of them. Why did they have so much blood on them even before they got released?
Why on Earth after escaping the facility the two last survivors just chitchat in the minivan with several doors open?
I liked the style of the video, FPS-view really adds to the atmosphere. The zombies were done brilliantly and really were scary. So, the major weakness is the plot.

Best of humour of the origional game plus many tons more!
Nice selection of options and features, cars successfully updated to modern graphics but still recognisable from their original looks. Very amazing powerup additions to the ones that were already there, making the process of mauling pedestrians and opponents alike that much more entertaining!
Unfortunately though, due to pre-alpha stage, the game is followed by numerous crashes.
However, the sheer insanity and absurdity of the stuff that you get to see on-screen when playing this game is so overwhelming that all drawbacks of Early Access just fade away. This game is brilliant. Even now. Already now. Play it.