"The examination is complete, this server definitely has spycrabs"

Vaskadar: Perhaps *plays stupid for purpose of comedy*
Vaskadar: COMEDY!
Vaskadar: laff laff laff
A spycrab: COMEDY recieved
A spycrab: wild spycrab is amused!
A spycrab: wild spycrab cannot attack for 1 turn!
Vaskadar: \me holds out a carton of cigarrettes to lure spycrab
Vaskadar: Erm...
Vaskadar: That didn't work out.
A spycrab: mentlegen
Vaskadar: Vaskadar is blasted with the reverse smoke of twenty cigarrettes!
A spycrab: spycrab wins! what? spycrab is evolving?
A spycrab: caongratulations! spycrab has evolved into spycrab w/ dead ringer!
Vaskadar: Vaskadar sends out Demoman
Vaskadar: Demoman gets drunk, falls asleep
Vaskadar: Demoman is still asleep!
A spycrab: wild spycrab prepares dead ringer
Vaskadar: Demoman uses stickybomb trap!
Vaskadar: Demoman is still asleep...
A spycrab: return spycrab!
A spycrab: go sneaky heavy!
Vaskadar: Spycrab has fled.
A spycrab: sneaky heavy uses cloak & dagger!
Vaskadar: Demoman is sleeping.
Vaskadar: Demoman woke up!
A spycrab: sneky heavy's evasion stat sharply rose!
Vaskadar: Demoman's charging targe increases demoman's speed stat!
A spycrab: sneaky heavy uses dispenser! sneaky heavy will survive the next hit!
Vaskadar: Demoman gets drunk.
Vaskadar: Demoman regains health
Vaskadar: Demoman's accuracy fell!
A spycrab: sneaky heavy used KGB... it's not very effective
Vaskadar: Demoman throws bottle at heavy... It's super effective!
A spycrab: sneaky heavy fainted!
Vaskadar: Vaskadar throws fortress ball.
Vaskadar: But heavy broke free!
Vaskadar: So close.
A spycrab: indeed, go "pro" spy!
Vaskadar: Demoman return! Go proro.
A spycrab: pro spy used backstab! pro spy missed! pro spy ragequit!
Vaskadar: Proro burns pro spy in retreat.
Vaskadar: Critical hit!!!
Vaskadar: Proro burns himself.
Vaskadar: Proro faints.
Vaskadar: The most ridiculous pokemon parody. Ever.
A spycrab: indeed, it wins
A spycrab: i need a server and a group of freinds to do this now

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