Hey dude.
You know, all the way over here, I tried to think of something to say. Some righteous wisdom to help you feel totally tubular again, get you back to your old self. But in the end, I guess things don’t really work like that. As much as I wish this was just boogie board in the shallow end, it’s not. Love is a strange thing dude. I mean were all primates right?
And our social bonds can be mega gnarly to the max. And I am so incredibly sorry that you have to deal with bogusness at this level. I want you to know I am here for you. Whatever you need. I am your main monkey. I am the ape to get you through this scrape. And, through is the way to go, homeslice. Through is the way to go.

You know we have this tendency to ignore wackness until it festers and eats us alive. Sometimes we just try to go around it, But let me tell you something dude. Go through it. Process it. Break it down. Examine it. Its like hopping on Rambie and busting into a bonus level. It's the way only way to rebuild yourself in a healthy way. It took me a long time to learn that after my divorce.
I mean Look i'm not trying to sound like a shrink or a know it all. I'm honestly just here to be a homeboy, but if ur not ready to rap about it right this sec, thats chill. But know that I got ur back. You are in an extremely heinous and uncool situation. I love you, and I want you to live your best life possible.