"While it may not be ethical, and it may not be moral - I can assure you, it is not illegal."
- Someone who passed the BAR exam
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"Justice is helping those that can't help themselves."
- Mr. Fred Rogers
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Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
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"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."
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"Misunderstandings start with myths; lisp or not."
- Mike Tyson
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"It is difficult to get a man to understand that which his salary depends upon him not understanding."
- Upton Sinclair, a.k.a UpTown Sin City
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A wise old owl lived in an oak,
the more he saw the less he spoke,
the less he spoke the more he heard.
Why can't we all be like this wise old bird?
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There are three rules to a good manager: Get the money; Remember to get the money; Always, remember to get the money.
tldr; "♥♥♥♥ you, pay me."
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"There are only two ways to hide a big tree, chop it down and burn it or put lots of other big trees around it. You do the former and you don't have a big tree any longer, the latter you have a forrest, but it does not stop people stumbling into the big tree when running through the forrest. All you can hope is they are either hunting rabbit or being chased by tigers, thus don't care about the trees, other than to avoid them."
- A British Scientist being a bit of a ♥♥♥♥ to a superior officer during WW2 while talking about radar arrays
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Gold is for the mistress — silver for the maid —
Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade.
"Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall,
"But Deagle— Juan Deagle — is master of them all."