Recent reviews by illusory_profits

Fixing the bot problem deemed not economically viable

We're still going to sell cosmetics and lootbox keys thougheverbeit

Changing DRM after years should make everyone eligible for a refund

I don't understand what any of the characters are saying or what an egg of deformity even is but the game looks cool,

Games has:
extra sugar
extra salt
extra oil and MSG
5/5

Imagine you're taking a test and write your answers in the most beautiful elaborate font and you get every question wrong.

This game nails the level design of old school shooters.

This is so scummy that I'm actually impressed. Here are some more ideas for future games:

High and ultra graphics options require a monthly subscription.
Starting the game costs cash shop gems.
Music requires a season pass.
NFT based magic gear.

Call me SEGA, I can do these all day.

There are no options of any kind. There isn't even a way to exit a game once you've started it.

Game is random to the point where; rather than an active player I feel like a pachinko ball falling through rng hell.

I want to be smothered by Zans thighs.