are you a real cowboy?

You know what? ♥♥♥♥ you man. I've known you for almost my entire life and you tell me you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brony? I spent most of my life thinking "Yeah, this dude is cool." But not now. Now I think you should be burned alive. Like seriously, how can you watch a show for 4 year old girls and say it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good? Only an autistic manchild would ever think that show is worthy of an audience over the age of 7. I'm here on your profile today typing this out because I am truly offended. Never in my life did I think that you would become something that I personally despise.

Look at where we are today. You said on Instagram of all places that you were a "proud brony" and that you even had an "OC" and even going so far to say that you would ♥♥♥♥ one of the horses. What the ♥♥♥♥ man. Before I say my goodbyes forever I just wanna say this. You and your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fandom can jump into a hole and die. Nothing but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saying "Friendship is magic" while jerking off to a picture of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rainbow horse. If there is one thing about you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I like is that you're not furries.

Like I said...You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah.

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