Legends speak of the "bog king". Some row their canoes out into the middle of Lake Bog searching for the elusive creature. Most say he is a myth; some say he is impossible; the few know the truth.

The "bog king" is perhaps the greatest threat to enjoyers of Lake Bog since the Darwinian Salamander Empire of 1872.

If you desire to seek out the "bog king", you best be prepared: a sturdy canoe, an iron stomach, the will of a lion, and 3 times (slightly over-ripe). Legends say that the "bog king" craves over-ripe limes for their mixture of flavor, vitamin C, and psychedelic effects.

Beware the Bog King.