Merry Christmas Nine !

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this post gave me cancer anyway

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you big stupid jellyfish? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the N7 training, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Collector bases, and I have over 300 confirmed Reaper Cerberus trooper kills. I am trained in biotics and I’m the top assaulter of reporters in the entire Alliance Fleet. You are nothing to me but just another health bar. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with a warp/throw combo the likes of which has never been seen before on this Citadel, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the extranet?

Think again. As we speak I am contacting my crew on the Normandy and your IFF is being traced right now so you better prepare for the debuffs. The debuffs that wipes out the effectiveness of the pathetic little thing you call your barrier. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can detonate my setup power in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my L3 implants. Not only am I extensively trained in banging Asari, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Spectres and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable purple ass off the face of the Colony, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tentacles. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ cryo explosions all over you and you will suffer a 50% armour and movement speed debuff in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, Hanarr.

Merry Christmas Mr. Nine !

Hey you might love this... brings back memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs1CA5hFdd4