Blitz
Father, I crave violence   Texas, United States
 
 
It's not always about whether you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many new rules you add to the book.
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Only the best of catgirls can get bells


Hi, I'm Blitz. I believe everyone is equal to a point, if you like ♥♥♥♥♥, vagina or have a fetish for abnormally sexy animals and have rubber toys for said animals. You're cool in my book. Just don't come to me with that "I'm horsekin" crap or something. If you're a vegan, don't touch me I'm made of meat.

I almost ALWAYS have my steam mobile on mostly cause I'm a sad lonely human being :spacepony:, but seriously I keep it on cause I love talking with a majority of you. So in the off chance that I'm offline, I'm sorry. If I'm busy I'll probably still talk, I just wont be joining in a game you invite me too. Not that I usually join in anyways :V
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My god, you're still here?

How old are you? 1994. Do the math.

Reckt Status:
☐ Not rekt ☑ Rekt

Games I play? I dunno, I'm old now. Sometimes games are fun, sometimes I'm staring at my screen trying to remember how I used to have fun and wonder why it doesn't work anymore. It'll happen to you too!

Hobbies? Yeah. Guns, cars and tax fraud.

Music? Sure. I like a lot of stuff.

Sexuality? I'm straight, however I will act like a diamond studded rainbow, shamelessly at that, often.

Relationship? Not sure why you'd need to know this. Shoo.

RP? Go away.

What's your political view? ♥♥♥♥ around and find out That's a mixed bag of goodies. I suppose you could call me a conservative if you really wanted to give me a label. But in the truth I have views that are all across the political spectrum. At the very least I'm a somewhat accepting person, I don't try to be offensive so apologies if I do offend you with how I feel about this messed up little rock we call home. People have different views and its just something we have to come to accept as a whole, for the most part I think we have. There's just certain individuals on both sides of this little mental war who are too far gone and completely fail to see reason and instead only seek violence no matter if it be to kill all white men or to invalidly hate someone just because they're black. And it is sad.

Small little useless facts about me? I like guns, I own guns and I am pro 2A. I like trucks and cars alike, I currently own a 2008 Toyota Tundra and a 2014 Dodge Charger R/T. I used to play instruments, trumpet and guitar not anymore though nor was I very good. I was a football player/track shotput thrower/power lifter in highschool (Shotputs are pretty much like 12lbs cannonballs) Does this mean I'm super ripped? ♥♥♥♥ no. But if you're curious on ways to diet/workout I may be able to tell you a thing or two. I was a student of North Korean Martial Arts/MMA for a long time. I can be a bit of a jackass, but all in good fun. Unless you're a moron. I will throw skittles at you :v

Seriously though you can ask anything you wanna know about me, I'm a pretty open minded dude.

Things you can quote me on:
"That's number ♥♥♥♥ you on my list of things to do."
"If violence isn't solving all your problems, then you simply aren't using enough of it."
"Has anyone seen my pants?"
"He might be immortal but his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kneecaps are not"
"How much laxatives would I, in theory, need to start a war?"

Favorite game: Fallout New Vegas

Jekkt: is there a zero-tolerance for drunk drivers under the age of 21?
-=CG=-Blitz: Theres a zero tolerance for drunk drivers
-=CG=-Blitz: being under 21 just spreads your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ even more for the penal system
Jekkt: wisely chosen words
-=CG=-Blitz: Thank you


Darkryx~♥: i thought Blitz was g-gei hors ;w;
Blitz: Nuh
Jekkt: It's fine everyone gets that feeling from him
Focus Fuse Jan 4, 2018 @ 1:14pm 
It's time to chew ass and kick bubblegum!
✪ Vampy™ Dec 22, 2017 @ 10:09am 
Seize the day and don't refret the time you've lost. Take some time to spend with your family and friends this holiday season and if by some chance they all get in a horrible car crash together and you're all alone then there will always be a bat nearby watching over you. Merry Christmas and happi new years!~
Focus Fuse Dec 1, 2017 @ 8:54pm 
The best brother ever!
Muzuka Aug 25, 2017 @ 4:39pm 
:War:
pupster3000 Jul 19, 2017 @ 8:07pm 
:RogueChallenge:
KorbinRock Jul 19, 2017 @ 3:09pm 
Happy birthday, pony horse thing. :2017stickyhotdog: