Recent reviews by Noixo

Fell twice due to the character not grabbing the ledge but overall isn't as bad as people say. Tbf though I did use some of the cheat beds/strats and skipped the ice and Japanese level and got lucky where when I did fall; I only lost 3 minutes of work each time.

I want to die

The copious amounts of Nvidia branding is just annoying

After spending hours struggling through Farewell after finishing all C-side tapes, I thought I was finally near the end... Turns out I'm only about 25% of the way through. I think I'm just going to curl up in a corner and cry now.

Yeah, I guess it's fun for a couple of hours

Super buggy:
- Ball can appear under the map and will set your next putt to that location, meaning you can't finish the hole and get the max penalty.
- Ball sometimes jumps randomly as it passes different changes in course shape
- Hockey mode, the puck sometimes slides under the physical boundaries and out of bounds
- ball takes forever to stop sometimes

Not enough maps for the price.
Charges obscene prices for accessories and charges money for a new map that should be included in the main game

Feels like a typical early access game that they just decided to push out in 2020 incomplete, probably to try and make money from covid

Remember when you got DLC like Star Craft Brood war that was essentially an entirely new game? Well now they expect you to pay extra for 90% of what should be the base game

Good game, but atm it's a bit like Frostpunk, but wet. Once you get to a certain point, it's basically impossible to lose.
I made a hard map, had to reload a couple of times to survive the first drought but after that it was pretty much smooth sailing.
I made a massive dam wall along the top half of the default map but couldn't even watch the water fill it because another drought starts before it even makes it over the first block, which is a little unsatisfying.

I think districts are sort of pointless atm. I personally only use them to send beavers to build a dam outside the area then pull them back to the main one. Different areas of the map could have different properties like better quality soil or wood which would encourage players to make separate and permanent districts

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Online DRM.

Have no Internet atm so I thought it'd be the perfect time to go for a fly but nope, the game just permanently shows the plane loading screen perpetually. Not even an error message saying there's no Internet connection.

Can't even play it now. Every time I try and load the game it freezes on the loading screen and stops responding. Top programming fellas, good one