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Words cannot describe just how beautiful this game-no, this work of art is.

However, experience can.

A friend of mine bought this piece of ♥♥♥♥ for a few friends and I a few weeks ago as a gag. He wanted to see us suffer, and he did. The writing is awful, visual content is lackluster, and the plot will make you want to shoot yourself in the head. After putting myself through this trainwreck of a game, I'd much rather gargle bleach than play another second.

Obligatory 0/10 rating of awfulness.

One last note: A big ol' ♥♥♥♥ you to LuigiSavior for gifting me this piece of ♥♥♥♥.

Borderlands 2 holds a special place in my memory; I played both Borderlands 1 and 2 on XBOX Live way before I got more involved in Steam. When I first played Borderlands 2, I was blown away at how accurate the term "Gun-Porn" applied to the game; my friends and I spent months grinding for the best gear in both games. Now, as for the story, there is so much content requiring you to look between the lines, per say, of what you are told and shown. When I played on XBOX Live, I wasn't that interested in the story, but now after playing with friends on Steam, well, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. There's just so much!

One thing to keep in mind with Borderlands 2 is that the game is not the finest example of programming: glitches will happen, some funny and some infuriatingly gamebreaking. Here's an example.

The DLC for this game is quite varied, you've got your skins, expansion packs, and level upgrades. Whether or not you purchase the skins is up to you, but the Ultimate Vault Hunter packs and four main expansions are quite necessary.

So yeah, Borderlands 2, totally worth it.

10:08 PM - Drunk people with firearms: http://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/watch/76561198002451864
10:08 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: x3
10:08 PM - Barthanix: Why are you watching my broadcast?!
10:10 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: ...
10:10 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: ............
10:10 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: ...................................................
10:10 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS
10:10 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: WHY
10:10 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: OMG
10:10 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: THIS IS ON STEAM
10:10 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: STEAM
10:10 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: SSSSSTEAAAAAAAAAM
10:11 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: WHHHHHHHHHHHY
10:11 PM - Drunk people with firearms: gaben lost a bet
10:11 PM - Drunk people with firearms: and had to put this on
10:11 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: omg
10:11 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: O
10:11 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: M
10:11 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: G
10:11 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: Why
10:11 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: Just
10:11 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
10:11 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: omg
10:12 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: ..................................................................................................
10:12 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: i dont even know
10:12 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: ohdear
10:12 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: IM LEAVING
10:13 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: I AM SHAMED
10:13 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁: OF YOU PEOPLE
10:13 PM - ☁ Ditzy Doo (Derpy) ☁ left chat.

Though I've yet to complete it; Magicka is one of the best games I've played.

I've only played for an hour and couldn't help but laugh until I passed out.

Comedy combined with Flawless game mechanics makes Magicka a must buy, including the numerous DLC.

Seriously, go buy it, like, NOW!

While it may seem like a slow-paced and droll Indie game, 'Papers, Please' is truly a work of art.

The Player (you) is just a Border Officer, working day in and day out in order to support their (your) family, but not only can they (once again, you) support their (Do you see what I'm getting at?) family, the Player is also given the choice to bend the rules for desperate immigrants, seperated families, and even overthrow the government!

'Papers, Please' constantly tests the Player's sense of Morality, but not all good deeds for desperate immigrants are really...'good'... I've let in quite a number of immigrants whom I thought were trying to see a relative, and then they exploded outside of the gate.

I digress, so I'll just give my opinion:

'Papers, Please' is a masterpiece that will pluck at the strings of your heart, and I HIGHLY recommend that you purchase this game-no, not game, but this piece of art.

Final Verdict: 'Papers, Please' earns a 10/10, and is approved to enter Asrtotzka. Glory to Arstotzka!