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Dylan.   Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
Level
71
Years of Service
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It really makes you think.

Kept you waiting, huh?

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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Hello to everyone reading this. If you are reading this, then you have noticed me playing a game through Steam at some point. And now you have taken a fancy (or interest for a better term) to me because of my charming effort to be a team player OR because I mic spam due to trolling (Sorry.) So please, let me introduce myself as my name is Dylan. I am old enough to do pretty much everything legal.

If you haven't guess already, I was born near the end of 1992 and have been playing games since then. I am happily in love with someone who enjoys long walks on the beach, candle light dinners and has a passion for video games as much/like I do (so please, don't ask me out.) I started life in the state of New South Wales, then making the jump to Queensland after a decade plus time.

I recently made the jump from Queensland to South Australia, so expect me lagging a lot. Why you ask, as you're scratching your head in confusion. Because the center of Australia has terrible internet connections, that's why. But anyway getting back on topic, you can tell that exploration is in my genes. I use to be the Moderator of the incredible and amazing Down Under United!


My Rewarded Steam Emoticons
:doublenickels::greasemonkey::highlvl::cz2::cz3::grim::tomb::csgoa::csgob::csgocross::csgoct::csgogun::csgox::hittheroad::honkhonk::hungry::longhaul::steerme::stop::balloon::box::gmod::gmod::melon::missing::physgun::boomer::chainsaw::tank::Ocelot::Quiet::VSnake::happy_creep::2::TheD::Y::p2aperture::p2blue::p2orange::p2wheatley::angrytiger::pandashocked::sadpanda::B1::D::plane::postcardf::2016bee::2016butterfly::2016dig::2016popsicle::2016roasted::2016skull::2016snocone::2016watermelon::2016weiner::2016yeti::Access::Contraband::Sock::steambored::steamfacepalm::steamhappy::steammocking::steamsad::steamsalty:


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| My Computer Specs [2016] |
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CPU: Intel i7 6700k
CPU Cooler: Corsair H100i v2
PSU: Corsair 780T (Black)
GPU: Asus Strix GTX1070 OC Gaming
Motherboard: Asus Z170 Pro Gaming
RAM: G.Skill Ripjaws V Series 32GB (4 x 8GB)
SSD: Kingston UV400 240G


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| Someone way to cool for me! |
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gtfobreeekchu

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Cow
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Stingbee Oct 4, 2016 @ 5:30pm 
space monkeys
Caboose Apr 3, 2012 @ 10:07am 
Hello there my friend
Cow Mar 30, 2012 @ 9:48am 
You are wrong. I am not cool. :D
Mr. Shadow Stalker ©® Jan 30, 2011 @ 2:48am 
This is me posting a comment on my own page :)