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Recent reviews by Wizard_IRL

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3 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Movement felt absolutely awful and since being fluid and fast is required to play well, big miss.
Posted April 4.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
34.8 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)
It's an always online game that isn't ever online.
Posted February 19.
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27 people found this review helpful
46.5 hrs on record
If you liked PS2 era JRPG's, you'll like this same; for better or for worse.
Posted March 20, 2023.
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41.1 hrs on record
For everything it does right, there's an equal but opposite number of things that are terrible, writing and characters chief among them. The result is a bland, frustrating experience that just simply ins't worth the time.
Posted February 18, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
224.7 hrs on record (135.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fantastic mashup of the best parts of the automation juggernauts. You'll feel right at home if you're into difficulty challenges or mods like Krastorio, but I wouldn't recommend this game as your first dive into automation games. That said, if you're looking for a fresh take on the genre with a difficulty curve that'll keep you challenged all the way to the moment you launch the rocket, this is the game for you.
Posted January 20, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
19.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Overall a pretty fun game with some glaring issues that can, and will hopefully be, ironed out during the early access period. The hit registration is nearly game breaking in the current build, making it a nearly 50/50 chance of whether or not your damage will actually impact with the target. If they can fix that and flush out the story a little more, should be a fun little game for your collection. Leaving it as a positive review for now as there's a very good core game here that they can build on.
Posted December 29, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.7 hrs on record
This plays like some off-brand Forza, but every time it tries to copy Forza you get reminded that you could be playing a better game. The entire experience is inferior, and even at the $4 sale price it struggles to be "worth" it.
Posted October 10, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
12.9 hrs on record
A testament to why not every game needs an open world. Ghostwire has great set pieces strung together by the same AAA open world systems you've played 100 times. Radio towers are replaced with Torii gates, multiple collectathons of busywork, and so much slog that I couldn't bring myself to even finish the main story.

Even on the summer sale this isn't worth the money.
Posted July 9, 2022.
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129.2 hrs on record (73.9 hrs at review time)
Good "drop in, drop out" racing game you can put as much or as little time into as you like. There are hundreds of cars and a wide variety of races to participate in. The only real negative to the whole experience is the leveling system. Your awards are dispensed by a slot machine meaning level 2 may give you a Ferrari and level 3 may give you a pair of jorts.

All in all a good time and the DLC is absolutely not necessary. You'll be drowning in cars in no time.
Posted December 30, 2021.
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48 people found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
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0.4 hrs on record
You're going to buy this game because you need a gag gift for a friend. At least I hope so.

If you are a furry degenerate, you'll be happy to know the game can be played completely one handed, but you should get professional help and leave the family dog alone instead.
Posted November 29, 2021.
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