Met this guy over a decade ago, thought he was a cool guy, great friend over the years. Ends up it was a massive ruse, social engineering, he was just gaining my trust. One day, when I least expected it I turned around to see a towering prehistoric aquatic behemoth. Fearing for my life as he solemnly approached me I asked "what do you want from me!?" He slowly craned his giraffe-like neck down until we were eye to eye and asked for three fifty. If you're like me and never carry cash, let alone change, be very wary of any friends over seven meters tall that come from the Scottish Highlands.

Hello, I just wanted to say thank you (: