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It's Wednesday morning, 6:58 AM.

You arrive at the office and sit down in front of your monitor. It blinks awake as your computer boots up, nearly blinding you with its piercing white light. With a deep sigh, you log in and check your email. George can't find an icon on his desktop, and Karen downloaded another virus. You roll your eyes and get to work.

Half an hour later, you check your to-do list. There are a few items, but none of them are urgent or important in the slightest. You could apply yourself and finish them within an hour or two, but then you wouldn't have a way to look busy

If you don't look busy, you don't look necessary; and if you don't look necessary, you get pushed to part-time status; and if you get pushed to part-time, you lose your insurance.

So, you open a few emails alongside a spreadsheet. You look around before opening a private Firefox window in the bottom corner of your screen; it won't hide your browsing history from IT, but being a furry, you are IT. You log into Reddit and find a message notification:

OwO your sona is soooo cute!

You smile before typing a reply:

no u UwU

based black guy
+rep

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

❗️😱OOF❗️YOU JUST GOT 😩😏 FLIPPING NAE NAED 😳👊 BY THANOS 😡🔥 HE NOW HAS 🧐🤨 ALL THE GUCCI STONES 💎👏 HE'S GONNA DESTROY 🔥💪 ALL FORTNITE SERVERS 🤬❌ QUICK FORTNITERS 🤓🤩 WE MUST ASSEMBLE 🤝✊ SO WE CAN PUT 🤔🤔 OUR FORTNITE ♥♥♥♥♥😏💯🔥 INSIDE OF THANOSES 🤨🤔 TIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🕳️💋