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Should you find yourself caught in a level 3 demon contamination event, it is important that you remain calm. A Tier 3 advocate wouldn\'t panic, and neither should you. We have a saying here in the Lazarus Labs - ""if you want the job, act as if."" So, stop, think, and act as if you are a Tier 3 advocate. Here are the steps you should follow:
  1. Attempt to reach an emergency force field safety zone or a bulkhead door. Do not run as some of our transdimensional visitors are sensitive to movement.

  2. Shut down any volatile equipment you may be using. Should you be unable to escape from the demons, it is important that you don\'t leave that plasma cutter running were it could damage an important piece of machinery.

  3. If there is no obvious escape route and you have powered down your equipment, give yourself over to the demon willingly. Studies have shown that infuriating the a demon by running away can cause additional frustration in the predator, and that may result in your body being too badly mutilated for useful post mortem study. Simply kneel down, close your eyes, and wait. Remember you can be as useful in death as you are in life.

11/10 would give myself to the demons willingly again!
also the multiplayer is as good as advertised, rly!!11
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Kodex Feb 23, 2022 @ 7:55am 
+rep nice guy with great CS GO skills
0x11de Dec 31, 2013 @ 5:54am 
<3 (und ich muss kommentieren ;) )
McZock Jan 3, 2013 @ 1:54pm 
derner mermer ers verl berherndert!
Edu Ard Apr 29, 2012 @ 8:58am 
bist du ein gangster?
McZock Aug 12, 2010 @ 6:54am 
Hier ist der Woot. WAZZUP alter? alles fit ;)