Failure stems directly from not having the courage to try. therefore you are in full control of whether you fail or not, at all times. but even in failure, lessons are learnt, so ultimately, failure is not negative. everything is positive when you perceive it so.

At a job interview: "What are your strengths?" "I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Can you give me an example?"
"Yes, when do I start?"

I thought I saw a two headed turlte once, but It turned out it was having a ♥♥♥♥.

I hate people that say, "He's a nice person once you get to know him." They might as well just say, "He's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but you'll get used to it.