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This one time I went on a hike with my friend and he brought a large ziplock bag of trail mix and he went of to take a leak behind a tree and I jacked his trail mix and I went behind a tree myself and I squeezed one out real quick. I busted a nut inside of his trail mix and when he came back he asked what’s this melted white chocolate? And I said no I just felt like your trail mix wasn’t diverse enough and I wanted to give you another kind of nut to be a good friend. And he looked at me and a tear fell down his cheek and he said that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me your the your really the best friend I could ever ask for and he gobbled up that trail mix without a second thought and well that was one of the greatest days of my life and I really bonded with that friend that day and to this day we still text back and forth and we reminisce about those days where he ate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nut. The End
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IF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK

Dear women who post nudes on reddit.

Stop with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."

It's tits. It's always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits.

This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?

"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."

I bet they already know, and if they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.

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