Got this huge story about this dude but long story short.

Turns out he was gay.

Don't trust this guy.

Me and my buddy were doing a deep dive in DRG, and this guy jumped in our party. He was an awesome driller, shouting over VOIP how deep he liked to go. We were a little confused because he kept shouting it when we were in the lobby too, but we didn’t think much of it.

We kept with him for a few months, and turns out he lived pretty close, so we all met up for a pint. When me and my buddy got there, he started rubbing our ♥♥♥♥♥ with his feet under the table. Turns out he was gay.

Don’t trust this guy.

I was getting chased on PUBG and suddenly heard these shots – This guy saved me and came on VOIP. We grouped up after, and started playing a lot together.

Turns out he was visiting town near me to see family, so we decided to meet up and play Mario Kart. When he lost, he jumped on top of me with his throbbing ♥♥♥♥ out. Turns out he was gay.

Don’t trust this guy.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.

Don't trust this guy.

seems hungover tbh