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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 233.1 hrs on record (82.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: May 2, 2014 @ 2:26am
Updated: May 2, 2014 @ 8:38am

Early Access Review
Day1:Lost.......Tried to be nice to someone to get some help......punched and knocked out......Woke up in my underpants

Day2:Found new pants, Found a pistol..........tried to make a friend..........handcuffed after trying to recieve food and knocked out..............woke up in my underpants

Day3:Decided not to trust anyone (they steal your jeans) , Found an airfield and dressed like G:I Joe, Found an m4 and ammo............punched in the head whilst crouching..........everything stolen and woke up in my pants

Day4:Went back to airfield, Found a pistol, saw a guy running towards me shouting "friendly" (was worried about ending up in my pants at this point)....................Shot "friendly" guy in head and stole his jeans................

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272 Comments
Jesus Jun 25, 2023 @ 3:18pm 
Goated
keithmemes123 Jan 22, 2023 @ 2:02pm 
chad
DrakosDodeka Jun 23, 2022 @ 2:03pm 
history repeats itself...
Arson Trent Jun 21, 2022 @ 6:38pm 
The cycle of betrayal and life.
Draktharm Jul 21, 2018 @ 7:23pm 
Anyone else hear the law and order thing at the end?
obama Feb 16, 2018 @ 4:14am 
lol
PROFILE Feb 6, 2018 @ 5:33pm 
Posted: 2 May, 2014
Da Feet Jan 7, 2018 @ 1:06pm 
and then the bandit was born
generators3101 Dec 12, 2017 @ 4:45am 
Lol DAYZ
xXNeverGiveUPXx Oct 9, 2017 @ 2:23pm 
lol